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The Life of Josh Carlson

Thursday, March 10, 2005

Hello lassies
Hello thur lassies!!! Sorry i'm a little late. I went out for coffee with my dad and Shaun(cousin)Oh YEAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!3 more stamps on my coffee card and 1 free coffee!!

Anyway........

News:Michael Jackson almost went to jail today because he couldn't get there in time. Man. And they thought that Martha Stewart was getting it rough. Dear Jesus.(I'm laughin my a$$ off right now).

Other things. Hopefull, if the UPS peoples move their bootys, i'll get my action replay on friday.If not, then it'll be here on monday.

Quote of the Day.Let me think about this. I've been thinking really hard all day in school. Soooooo.........

Is anybody there?

This is in most scary movies. They say this in most scary movies.

EXample:(all sound effects in quotes)

Listening to music doing homework, young blonde 18-year-old."tap at door" Teen is startled. Goes back to things. Sees that a killer is on the loose on tv. Sees black cape go around corner. Soft gaSP. Grabs lamp. Turns into a closet and...her it comes...drum rollllllllllll...."IS ANYBODY THERE?"

that is o stupid. hes just going to run out and say "Yup here i am, just real quick, right in the back of the head.Yup right there...."

Oh(frowns and shaked head)

I just want to slap them. Just one good time.

Welp, PEACE OUT!!!!


sloppily written by honeybearx at 8:18 PM EST

Wednesday, March 9, 2005

Haluluha
Thank God!!!!!!!! I finally got an e-mail saying my action replay was shipped today.

I'm getting an evox dashboard and linux bios.

This will be sweet.

Quote of the DaY...........

Y'All come back now, ya hear!

This is very common in the south. It is very annoying.It must be destroyed.Down with u!!!

ANyway...

I am still very bored.

peace


sloppily written by honeybearx at 5:54 PM EST

Tuesday, March 8, 2005

Wassup!!!
Mood:  a-ok
i made so anyone can post, you just have to go through me
(yeah thats right spammers!!!)

Well, I hope I have improved on the fun of this boring a$$ blog.

Quote of the day.....(its a long one)

True Bravery

True bravery is arriving home stinking drunk after a very late night out
with the boys . .
Then . . .Being assaulted by your wife with a broom.
And still having the guts to ask: "Are you cleaning, or were you flying somewhere.


Now....
People have made me realize my mistake in my shoutout list.
Michael goodbye
Canaan Hello

Now for a burnlist....
Richard-your gay
Michael-yur gay

Have a nice fucking day and kiss my ass, bitches!!!


sloppily written by honeybearx at 5:07 PM EST
Updated: Wednesday, March 9, 2005 5:48 PM EST

Monday, March 7, 2005

Huhhhhhhhhhhhh
God, I'm bored. My Action replay isn't coming untile next week or the week after, so I can't mod my 'box. My ELA teacher called my house because i put a comment on a card to a dude who comes in on Wendsedays named DR. Delihle.It is as follows:

Josh Carlson
(It was a fun day without ms. caines)

Welll......... I didn't mean it in a bad may. Imeant it was cool day other than the same thing everyday with Ms. Caines.

Well, our quote for today is....

Keep your friends close, but your enemies even closer

Hmmmm..... I agree, because the bastard on the other side of the flour-sack fort is planning somethin sneaky.

Welp.... bibi


sloppily written by honeybearx at 6:19 PM EST

Sunday, March 6, 2005

MY FIRST ENTRIE!!!!!!!!
Wow. I feel special. I have a blog now. Ha ha ha. Ha.Well. I guess i should tell u about myself. Umm, i'm 13, i'm white, and now i have a blog. i feel happy. i hope you like my shrine. i do. from now on,i think i'll call it the honeybear cave. I'll do some shout-outs now.i guess. idon't really like anyone of my friends. There all deushes. But i'm not.Cause i've got a blog.i think we'll have a quote after each post. The one for today is....

melts in your mouth not in your hand.

Well, i guess i'll shotout to....
Gary
Casey
Richard
Patrick
Marcel
Michael
Ummmmmmmm...
myself
my blog
Jessica(makes cat purr)
Ariel(makes 2nd cat purr)
Ashley
Ian

I hate...

Anthony
Posers
Jusus Freaks
Mrs. Caines
Mr. Valero
Hippies
Vegetarians
clowns
transexuals
homosexuals
bisexuals
trisexuals(is ther even such thing???Ow who cares)
ghooks
Chuckie Cheese
Albinos
inbreds
racists
Jews
Arabs
Towel heads
Australians
New Zealanders
Canadians
Mexicans
Peruians
South Americans
Indians
Isralies
Russians
Nazis
French
English
Luxemburgers
Texans(steers and queers)
Nintendo(please don't debate this)
Spaniards
Marco Polo
Alskans
Antarcticians
flys
Colin Powell
People who like any/all of the above

And finally, that is it
Well. See ya tomorrow

P.S. I love Alexis's ass!!!


sloppily written by honeybearx at 5:08 PM EST
Updated: Sunday, March 6, 2005 5:11 PM EST

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